KEEP CLOSED UNTIL CHRISTMAS! THEN:
- Make sure someone else is present before consuming
- Take only small doses at first (remember, the mental effect is more important than the physical)
- Gain insights into the real you
- Use it to influence others (but remember, supplies are limited)
- Don't gossip!! Careless talk can get us all into trouble!!
Yours,
Dear ______,
OPEN NOW!!!
You need to practise the use of Tarot before you meet people at Christmas.
Then, you will astonish and delight your offspring and others with your gifts of character insight and divination into the future.
I can now predict that you will be the life and soul of the party.
Good luck in your new endeavours (not that you will need it, as we tarotologists well know!).
Dear ______,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
From Modest (Con).
I send you this little gift in the hopeful expectation that you will join our group and use it.
Our goal is to extirpate the last vestige of the false and fashionable so-called science of psychology.
We are no longer dependent on the facile, false language of the charlatans who peddle their mendacious messages to trap honest people.
JOIN US!!
Return to the old ways of character reading (better than the bones) and divining the future.
USE TAROT TO DESTROY PSYCHOLOGY!!!
