THIS IS IT!!
THE VITAL GIFT!!
A compact but powerful instrument which will enable you to
- observe accurately your life frittering away!
- track with precision the days ahead of you!
- count the elapsed days from one significant event to another!
- at any time, estimate how long before the next millennium
- refer with facility to Public Holidays – tastefully labelled red
THIS DEVICE HAS BEEN CAREFULLY CRAFTED BY MASTER PRINTERS
- provides a black/red print contrast
- lasts a full year!
- offers an elegant compartment to hold each date, each date shape being in harmony with the month shape and thus with the annual calendar (see reverse side)
- contains a simple but effective hanging device so that it can be readily seen from a wide range of angles, thus no need for clumsy files and canisters!
NOTES I have recorded for you, in advance, the two most important dates. I can do no more. You yourself must try to make sense of the forthcoming year. Do not make a record of your life events. Tax officials, jealous partners and others have a nasty habit of coming straight to this device in pursuance of their sneaky trades!
