Messers Hedge, Winge and Scruple
Purveyors of Meretricious Rubbish to the Undiscerning
take extravagant pride in presenting to you
this Annual Offering
It has been carefully crafted to provide you with:
- data daily by sight and sound (just hold it close to your ear!)
- long-term service (12 months approximately)
- an activity planning facility (includes a special celebration in October)
- an absorbing hobby (mark each dull day as it passes)
- an elegant kitchen wall decoration in three attractive colours (incl. white) Friends will gasp with envy!
- plus many other exciting features
Save this signature. As the years pass, its value will be incremented
Conrad
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Please bring this exclusive development to the notice of your friends. We will pay generous commissions for genuine introductions, leading to sales.
Credit terms available after the usual enquiries and dental checks.
NB Copyright in this product is vested entirely in us. Any attempted infringement will be vigorously contested by Conrad.
